The Dog’s Mind-Reading Ability

Working yourself to the bone in 39-degree heat? Sorry, my dog is the real big shot!

I tighten screws at the factory while he plays big boss in an air-conditioned room. I’m so hot my soul nearly leaves my body, while he sneaks sips of my ice-cold cola!

I awakened the ability to read minds, so I can hear everything my dog is thinking.

I thought he’d feel sorry for me and appreciate all I do. Instead, every day he hits me with an inner monologue full of smug humblebrags.

To my dog, every hardship of working life is pure entertainment.

A cross-species battle of wits, with the family pecking order turned upside down.

The hilarious life of a man and his dog is about to begin.

Come watch a working stiff’s laugh-out-loud daily life!