I, Ji Sishao, am the eldest senior sister of the Xuanqing Sect in the cultivation world, a powerhouse at the late Nascent Soul stage.
I woke up one day in a wasteland, a refugee, and got picked up as a scavenger by the 749 Bureau's patrol team?
Fine.
I have a Spiritual Spring Secret Realm, so what do zombie viruses matter?
I have a Spiritual Plant Secret Realm, where whatever I plant grows, and even the Heavenly Dao gives me an acceleration buff.
I have a six-tailed spirit-devouring fox. Whoever dares to mess with me, it swallows their soul.
I have a three-tailed cat demon that handles scouting, odd jobs, and grilling fish.
I have a rainbow-winged phoenix butterfly that offers a full-service package for killing and covering up the evidence.
Politicians want to scheme against me?
I'm even more cunning than they are.
Scientists want to experiment on me?
They'll have to ask my spirit pets first.
In the wasteland, the strong prey on the weak?
Sorry, my fists are the hardest.
From scavenging junk to founding a nation and proclaiming myself emperor, that's just how unreasonable I, Ji Sishao, am.
