[Campus + Fake Marriage + Extra Sweet + Bickering Couple + Senior + Everyday Romance]
My name is Jiang Ruobai. I’m a sophomore, I got a 61 in advanced mathematics, and my shoes are coming apart at the seams.
Xu Qingyan is the student council president, a national scholarship recipient, and the girl everyone at school agrees is a goddess.
I owed her a favor, so she made me repay it by getting married to her.
“We’ll divorce in six months, not a day sooner or later. We won’t interfere in each other’s lives.”
I believed her.
But then...
She announced our marriage on her social media, and the whole school started guessing who the groom was. I pretended to be a stranger in the comments.
She made me memorize the answers to seventeen questions. If I couldn’t recite them during a spot check, she’d dock 500 yuan from me for each day I fell behind.
She said it would be over once she got into graduate school. But then she got into the program at our own university, meaning she’d be staying another three years.
The craziest part was that the AI penguin declared us “92% compatible,” then broadcast my heart rate for everyone to hear.
“Senior, that wasn’t in the agreement...”
She glanced at me. “Question eighteen: Do you like Xu Qingyan?”
“The answer key only has four words printed in it: Improvise on the spot.”
