[Fussy, timid little cannon-fodder girl × scheming, flamboyant powerful official]
[The busted System freezes like a PowerPoint presentation, so every mission depends on the target turning the tables and winning her over | A real eunuch at first, then it grows back]
Shen Jaju transmigrated into a palace-intrigue novel with a completely derailed plot and became a doomed beauty who died young.
Good news: She was bound to a System.
Bad news: The System lagged like a PowerPoint presentation.
After dying four times, Shen Jaju completely lost it.
Just as she was about to give up and lie low, the System pointed her toward a way out: “Win over Xie Tian, Chief Eunuch of the Directorate of Ceremonial.”
Shen Jaju believed it, and began a campaign of winning him over that terrified her but left her no choice but to charge ahead.
But no matter how carefully she planned, Shen Jaju never expected that before she even got around to pursuing Xie Tian, he would already have her completely flustered.
The System said Xie Tian was a bona fide eunuch.
But just as Shen Jaju was being teased until she could barely take it, who could tell her this: how could this real eunuch have literally grown it back?!
[Occasional proofreading and revisions]
