Reborn in Table Tennis: From the Start, I Master Ambidextrous Fighting!

[Play the pig to eat the tiger] + [Face-slapping] + [Competitive sports] + [Reborn] + [Chinese Martial Arts] The whole school laughed at me for spending ten yuan on a blank manual from an old beggar, calling me an idiot. They had no idea I'd already seen through it: this was a top-secret national table tennis tactics chart that activated when wet! With twenty years of foresight, I perfectly integrated “Left and Right Mutual Combat” into real table tennis. My left hand strikes unexpectedly, while my right packs a powerful punch, and I can switch between the two without any windup! From a weakling no one believed in to a dark horse who tramples provincial-team prodigies and dominates the national-team training camp, I'll make every coach and opponent who looked down on me shut up! Your serves have impossible spin? One move from “Misdirecting the Stars” sends it back with twice the spin, straight into the net! Your footwork is lightning-fast? Two steps with “Lingbo Microsteps” put me in position and shut off every escape route! Against Xu Xin's god-tier, 47-shot defense, I'll simply attack wildly with both hands and smash through his absolute defense right there! Even with my meniscus screaming in protest, I'll stand dead center at the table and refuse to give an inch, blocking left with my left hand and sealing off the right with my right, creating the ultimate legend of winning without moving! After the national-team selections ended, the despairing prodigies stared at the man who had barely broken a sweat and asked tremblingly, “Where exactly is your limit?” I wiped down my paddle and scoffed. “My limit? I've only just finished warming up. Anyone want to try my Tathagata Palm?”