My name is Lu Chenzhou. I used to be the head of the Beidou Demon Division in the Heavenly Court. I was responsible for slaying demons, suppressing demons, and solving all problems that were inconvenient for the Jade Emperor to be written into the Heavenly Rules. Later, the incense in Heaven dried up and the Immortal Class was laid off. I, the number one God of War in the Three Realms, was forced to receive a "re-employment notice in the human world": to set up a street stall in a modern city, recycle incense, and revitalize Heaven's assets.
As a result, Linjiang Night Market has an extra stall owner who talks nonsense. The mineral water that costs two yuan a bottle is actually a marrow-cleansing spring; the three walnuts that cost ten yuan are the spiritual seeds that have been eliminated from the Peach Garden; the old mobile phone with a broken screen lives in an ancient weapon spirit whose temper is worse than the signal; the peach wood sword priced at ninety-nine yuan with free shipping can kill an entire city of evil spirits.
A young master from a wealthy family called me a liar and begged me on his knees to sell him an "expired elixir"; a family of practitioners looked down upon the street vendors, but the ancestral clan magic weapon was shocked to pieces by my gift; the official Bureau of Abnormalities wanted to seal the stall, but found that the entire city's monsters were queuing up to complain that I was maliciously disrupting the order of the black market.
