[Iceberg Female CEO × Little Miracle Doctor with Mouthful Mouth]
[Shenhao + system flow + slap in the face + counterattack + funny + president + ambiguity + pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger + chasing the husband in the crematorium + urban cool article]
It rained heavily in the early morning, and I was kicked out of the house by my girlfriend of four years.
She was wearing Chanel given by others, and stepped on my preparation materials for the Chinese medicine qualification certificate: "Traditional Chinese medicine should have been eliminated long ago! You can be a security guard for the rest of your life, you are not worthy of me!"
I was squatting under the eaves of a convenience store, soaked to the skin, and a light screen popped up in front of my eyes:
[The "Weird Selection System" was successfully bound. Task 1: At nine o'clock tomorrow morning, perform any of the following operations on the female president of the group, Gu Hanshuang: A. Send her a glass of iced American style, with a reward of 100,000. B. Pat her face or shoulder and say, "Your hall is black and there has been a bloody disaster recently. I will help you exorcise evil spirits." The reward is 1 million.
I chose B.
Hundreds of people in the company saw with their own eyes that a small security guard rushed up and patted the female King of Hell on the shoulder.
"You're fired." She said coldly.
I turned around to resign and found an extra million in my pocket.
That afternoon, she sent someone to call me back - because my shot was right.
In the president's office, I took out the silver needle.
"Mr. Gu, the root of your problem is that you have too much anger. To put it simply, you lack a boyfriend."
After three injections, I had 5% more shares of the Gu Group in my pocket.
What's even more outrageous is yet to come…
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