[Ice-Cold Female CEO x Sharp-Tongued Little Miracle Doctor]
[Billionaire fantasy + System-driven + face-slapping + comeback + comedy + CEO + flirtation + play the pig to eat the tiger + ex-girlfriend regrets it too late + urban wish fulfillment]
In the pouring rain before dawn, my girlfriend of four years kicked me out of her home.
She wore Chanel someone else had bought her and stepped on my study materials for the traditional Chinese medicine licensing exam. “Traditional Chinese medicine should have been eliminated ages ago! Spend your whole life as a security guard. You’re not good enough for me!”
I crouched under the convenience store awning, soaked to the bone, when a glowing screen appeared before my eyes:
[“Wacky Choice System” successfully bound. Mission One: Tomorrow at 9 a.m., perform one of the following actions on Gu Hanshuang, the group’s female CEO: A. Bring her an iced Americano, reward: 100,000 yuan. B. Slap her face or shoulder and say, “Your forehead is dark. You’re in danger of a bloody disaster soon. Let me drive away the evil spirits,” reward: 1,000,000 yuan.]
I chose B.
Hundreds of employees witnessed a little security guard walk up and slap the shoulder of the woman they called the Female Yama.
“You’re fired,” she said coldly.
I turned around to complete my exit paperwork, with a million yuan in my pocket.
That very afternoon, she sent someone to call me back, because my slap had proven accurate.
In the CEO's office, I took out my silver needles.
“Ms. Gu, the root of your illness is excessive heart fire. To put it simply, you need a boyfriend.”
After three needles, I had a five percent stake in the Gu Group.
And things got even more ridiculous after that...
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