The Uncle Said: Fly Out and Talk About It Later!

[Cultivation of Immortality for the Elderly] + [Ceiling of Elderly Care] + [Medical Miracle] + [Cultivation of Immortality by All in the Later Period] Before the recovery of spiritual energy, I have a few interesting stories to tell you: First, Grandma Zhao was so unlucky at playing mahjong that she secretly used the little trick of "peeping at the cards". The old lady opposite stared at her. Counterpart: "Why do your eyes glow green?" Grandma Zhao: "I have glaucoma. What a fool! - You care about my eyes, give me money, give me money." Second, Uncle Chen thought the elevator was slow, so he walked directly through the wall to the seventh floor. The neighbor's sister happened to come out of the stairs and bumped into him. Sister: "Old Chen, you came from the wall..." Uncle Chen: "The quality of this building is not good. The wall is peeling off. I got through the hole. You go back and report it to the property management." Third, Uncle Zhou used the Samadhi True Fire to make tea for himself. The flame under the teacup glowed blue, and his son came over to take a look. Son: "Dad, why is the blue fire coming out of the bottom of your cup?" Uncle Zhou: "I bought a new stove. This one is energy-saving and has a high temperature. Do you want to drink it? I just brewed it." Fourth, Aunt Wang shrank to the morning market and jumped from her home to the vegetable stall, startling the vegetable vendor. Young man: "Auntie, why don't you just "swish"..." Aunt Wang: "You didn't see me coming over while you were tying your shoelaces. Give me two pounds of pork ribs, choose the thinner ones."