While other cultivators fly on swords, refine pills and magical artifacts, and move mountains or fill seas, I cultivate by delivering takeout. The System: “Ding! You have received a one-star review from the ‘Number One Demon Venerable of All Time.’ Please resolve it as soon as possible, or you will be punished with a bolt of heavenly lightning.” I ride my secondhand electric scooter through the middle of a battlefield where immortals and demons are at war. “Coming through! Coming through! Your takeout is here. Please leave a five-star review!”
