Mad Lord, Don’t Get Any Ideas! I’m a Man!

A cup of poisoned wine, and the scumbag planned to hand her over to the powerful as a plaything.

On a rainy night, fighting for her life, she stumbled into the hot-spring tent of the most vicious living King of Hell in the Great Wei: Marquis of Zhenbei Huo Lingzhou. She was barely conscious.

That night was utterly outrageous.

At dawn, she gritted her teeth, cut her hair, bound her chest, and took the name Shen Yanqing to sneak into the army as a strategist.

But the “Heartbond Incantation” in that poisoned wine made them share dreams night after night, their souls entwined.

By day, she was the cool and reserved young aide who ground ink for him. By night, he had his way with her over and over in their dreams.

Worse still, the mad Marquis actually thought he had fallen for a man, and began earnestly imagining that “he has a secret crush on me”!

Until he yanked open her chest binder...

The living King of Hell went mad and pinned her down tightly against...