[Saving the Tragic Favorites] [Transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms] [King of Memes System] [Forced to Keep Quiet] [Brotherly Bonds] [Perfect Harmony Between Ruler and Subject]
He transmigrated to the Three Kingdoms and became Xiahou Dun just after he pulled out an arrow and ate his own eye.
The good news: He recreated a legendary scene, gained the Eye of Heaven, and bound himself to the [King of Memes System]. His luck was maxed out.
The bad news: The System locked his mouth. Reveal the future? He'd get an electric shock!
Even worse, he could see everyone's “death-date labels.”
Cao Cao [Disaster at Wancheng · Countdown: Unknown]
Dian Wei [Ancient Evil Comes · Death: Wancheng]
Lü Bu [Death at White Gate Tower · Four years from now]
Xiahou Dun: Can I say, “My lord, don't go to Wancheng”?
System: [Warning! Attempting to spoil history. Punishment increased!]
Xiahou Dun: ...Then can I say, “My lord, don't take Zou Shi as a concubine”?
System: [...]
Xiahou Dun: Damn it!
And so, a one-eyed general who knew every tragedy but couldn't speak of them began his frustrating journey to save the world.
“My lord! I have a feeling... there's a trap here!”
“Your intuition, Yuanrang?” Cao Cao frowned.
“That's right! I can smell... the scent of murderous intent!”
Guo Jia: (trying not to laugh) “The general certainly has a keen sense of smell.”
Xiahou Yuan: (rubbing his forehead) “Brother, you lie every time you say something like that.”
From Puyang to Wancheng, from Guandu to Red Cliffs, Xiahou Dun relied on “intuition” and “memes,” repeatedly testing the limits of what he could say while dodging electric shocks, and somehow turned the Three Kingdoms into a comedy of everyday life.
But when he saw the countdown to [Dingjun Mountain · Death] above Xiahou Yuan's head drawing closer, he finally understood...
Some tragedies can't be rewritten with “intuition.”
