At two o'clock in the morning, a three-meter-long snake coiled in front of Lin Wei's house.
Call the police, the fire fighters come and the snake is gone. The fireman left and the snake came back, crawling along her legs and into her house.
The next morning, the snake turned into a man and sat on her sofa eating her steamed dumplings.
The man said: "I am your husband. The marriage contract has been concluded and will be automatically terminated after fifty years."
Lin Wei bounced on the spot: "Fifty years? I'm already seventy-five! Are you pushing a wheelchair for me to get divorced?"
The man thought for a moment: "Then you may not live to be seventy-five."
Lin Wei: "???"
Later she found out that this man had indeed lived to be eighteen hundred years old, that he was indeed the contracted husband made by her ancestors, and that he could indeed suppress hundreds of ghosts with one hand.
The only drawback is that he is too good at pretending.
