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[Lighthearted comedy + revenge served without delay + pure, brainless fun]
With the spiritual qi revival, Lu Chi, widely regarded as a hopeless loser, awakens an Ultimate Absurdity System.
System, are you even a real system?
A Divine Charm Pill counts as a combat-enhancing item?
What do you mean, being handsome makes enemies go easy on you?
The spiritual herbs Lu Chi donated to the school cafeteria ended up ruining the principal's sterling reputation...
The strongest pill in history leaves Lu Chi having to live with his arms clamped over his armpits!
Lu Chi: “System, you're absurd, but I'm even more into the weird stuff...”
System: “Host, please watch your language. A deduction is about to be...”
Lu Chi: “I was wrong! I just had the wrong posture... I'll try again in a different position!”
