The CP Journey of Naruto's Spoof System

Non-traditional system text, please do not study it in detail~~~ On the day when Naruto was six years old, a voice suddenly appeared in his mind, claiming to be the system, asking him to complete some prank mission. As a result, there were weird and disgusting scenes one after another in Konoha Village. A certain ninja on duty said he saw a ghost. A certain ANBU said that this was indeed the case, and that he had also seen it. An elder had his pants removed on the spot. A certain third generation had his beard shaved off and was unable to go out for half a month. Six-year-old Sasuke heard the voice of some idiot and another mechanical voice one day. Before he knew what it was, he was kissed directly. That night, the mechanical sound also appeared in his mind. From then on, the two started the challenge mode. Konoha started a daily life of chaos. By the way, he saves his family, rectifies the Akatsuki organization, brings Kakashi together, and saves the ninja world. This article's cp is Zuo Ming, with a card, there are snakes, weasels, pillar spots, and Feiquan. Two male protagonists, two male protagonists, two male protagonists