[High-Martial-Arts World] + [System-Based] + [Comedic Schemer] + [Rousing Comeback]
When others transmigrate to a high-martial-arts world, they train their blood and qi relentlessly and risk their lives fighting mutated beasts.
Su Lang is different. From the start, he binds himself to the “Make Them Lose It System.” All he has to do to get stronger is drive people crazy.
At the awakening ceremony, he chews spicy strips in front of everyone, enraging the rich school bully until steam practically pours from his ears, and scores max-level comprehension.
During combat class, the bully charges at him with a sword.
Su Lang slowly pulls out a flip-flop printed with pinyin.
“Smack!” The heavy sword sticks fast to the sole, letting him catch a blade barehanded with perfect reliability!
He swings the flip-flop back and stamps a nonslip pattern right onto the bully’s face!
When the icy school beauty draws her sword and challenges him, he tosses out a handful of “Social Death Itch Powder.” The aloof goddess bursts into goose-like laughter in front of everyone and flees in disgrace.
During the wilderness exam, he carries an “Auto-Tracking Frying Pan,” knocks the geniuses of the great clans unconscious one after another, and munches on precious spirit herbs like snacks.
Everyone watches this guy behave like a menace, yet somehow he keeps pushing his cultivation all the way to Martial Saint.
At last, the gods of the myriad races can’t sit still any longer, and descend upon Blue Star in their true forms.
Su Lang sighs and silently exchanges his points for the ultimate item, [A Loving Slap from an Elder]:
“Now that we’re in a high-martial-arts world, who still bothers training properly?”
