
Heart-Stopping Warning: The Weapon-Bearing Bottom Is Carrying the Director's Baby
心动警告:兵器受他揣了局长的崽
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 543k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 6h ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- System Crash: My Wife Wants to Eat Our Own Child for a Late-Night Snack全局崩溃:夫人要把亲崽当夜宵了Alternate title on Fanqie
- 住口别撒孜然!那是你亲生儿子Alternate title on Fanqie
- The Cold-Blooded Weapon Lays an Egg, Then Goes Looking for a Barbecue Grill冷血兵器生完蛋,转头就找烧烤架Alternate title on Fanqie
- Reporting, Sir: Can We Roast These Two Eggs in the Cafeteria?报告长官,这俩蛋能拿去食堂烤吗Alternate title on Fanqie
210Chapters
4.7kReads
6.7Score
792Shelves
415Listens
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Reader comments 45
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The subject matter and setting are good, but the sentence is not too complicated. Sometimes it uses a large number of words to describe a very small thing that can be explained clearly in one or two sentences. Moreover, some plots are connected and repeated, but overall it is still watchable.
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It's beautiful and beautiful 🥰 🥰 Yan Cijing's sense of security is overwhelming. Shen Jue is a personal computer baby 😳 😳. The setting of this article is very novel. I like it very much. Cheers 💕 💕
Shen Jue occasionally showed his soft and tired side, and then Yan couldn't stop [admiration]
I haven't finished it yet, but overall it's pretty good. I found that the Director has a particularly cute point. In fact, he is one of the few people who personifies No. 01 Extremely seriously. Lu Ming's definition of 01 is a killing machine. Only this Director seems to treat No. 01 As a human being, and his tone of voice is also human. Obviously as his master, he should be the person most accustomed to Shen Jue's mechanical logic. He feels like a child talking to a doll 😳 It should be written by AI
This book is really great, and the little girl also came to report on it ദ്ദി˶ー̀֊ー́ )✧
Was it actually written by a fellow Taoist? Must taste it^-^Wangxian99😋
Different parents raise different cubs
Hehehe, it also successfully aroused my interest.
It's very to my liking. I can't live without going to school every day, so I rely on my wife's books to survive. All in all, it's very good. I've followed it from the first chapter to now. It's also the longest thing I've done besides going to school.