He knocks on widows’ doors, digs up the graves of families with no heirs, and even cheats the old yellow dog that’s become a spirit…
Jiang Si, locked up in a dilapidated temple, is widely known as the biggest bastard around.
But when the dead return on the seventh night and corpses come calling for livestock in the middle of the night, everyone realizes that this bastard is the only one in town who can save them!
Other people’s exorcisms: burn incense, bathe, summon gods, draw talismans, and risk death at every turn.
Jiang Si’s exorcisms: piss at the front door to break the curse, detox with his ears at the wine table, then walk up and slap the ghost right in the face!
Female ghost: “I’ve spent a hundred years turning into a fiend. I’ll slaughter the whole village!”
Jiang Si: “Cut the crap. Pay your debts, take your beating, and if you keep yelling, I’ll yank out your tongue and tie it in a knot!”
Sidekick: “Bro, weren’t we supposed to be here to send the evil spirit on its way?”
Jiang Si: “Beating it into submission counts as sending it on its way. Once it’s been beaten, it’ll naturally move on to the next life.”
