System: Ding! The host's luck is -30, and he may be hit by bird droppings when he goes out.
Su Tang: Thank you.
System: It is recommended that the host attack the male protagonists and pry away the female protagonist's harem.
Su Tang: I am a pure love party! A pair for life!
System: Side mission: Smile at Xiao Nan.
Su Tang: (Pa! Slap Xiao Nan) Luck +2.
System: ... Also?
Xiao Nan covered her face: She hit me! She has me in her heart!
Su Tang: Is this person a jerk?
Su Tang: Husband, can I touch your abdominal muscles?
Xiao Heng: How dignified are you ladies?
Su Tang: Legal! Those who have worshiped heaven and earth! If you don't touch it, you won't touch it!
Xiao Heng's ears turned red: If you keep doing this, I will... I will...
Su Tang: What do you think?
Xiao Heng: I'm sleeping on the couch!
Su Tang: What a pitiful twenty-six-year-old innocent old virgin.
Xiao Heng: Su! Tang!
Su Tang: By the way, husband, what was your first kiss like?
Xiao Heng: ... I'm leaving.
System: Ding! Today is the 15th, and the heroine will absorb 5 points of your luck.
Su Tang: She sucked my luck just by sitting there? ! It's like paying off a mortgage!
System: Warm reminder, if the host's luck drops to -30, a bloody disaster will be triggered.
Su Tang: Okay, I'm going to destroy Su Wan's heartthrob aura. Let's start with her man.
System: It is recommended that the host conquer Xiao Nan first.
Su Tang: I'm going to attack him right now.
System: Host... Are you sure it was a strategy and not a murder?
Su Tang: Xiao Nan, a jerk like this, will be honest after a beating!