While others cultivate immortality by breathing in spiritual energy and forming foundations and golden cores, wishing they could shut themselves away for a hundred years, Lin Xiaofan gets stronger the more spiritual energy leaks out, feels more energetic the more he eats, and can even alarm the sect just by taking a nap.
After transmigrating to Tianheng Sect, he is found to have “zero spiritual energy” and becomes a good-for-nothing servant everyone despises. Who could have guessed that the spirit-measuring stone would crack at his touch, that a few breaths would clear a thousand-year-old ley line, or that the protective divine light he emits when frightened could send powerful enemies flying right back where they came from? Even the rag and pot lid he uses casually somehow turn into powerful magical artifacts.
Lin Xiaofan: “I really just want to earn enough to eat.”
The elders: “This boy is hiding his abilities at every turn. He must have a shocking plan behind it all!”
While the righteous sect's prodigies are still training hard, the Demon Sect's patriarch has already been scared away by his morning grumpiness. While everyone else fights to ascend, he discovers that the so-called Immortal Realm is actually a carefully prepared harvest ground set up by the Heavenly Dao.
A path to immortality that no one has ever taken, and an absurd misunderstanding involving the entire cultivation world. Watch as Lin Xiaofan, the least master-like person imaginable, somehow becomes the only true immortal in the world through breathing, sleeping, eating, and slacking off.
Breaking the no man's land
Luolibasuo thought it was very humorous, but after reading a few chapters I couldn't stand it anymore.