[A hodgepodge of weird pseudo-history + Soul Penetration Chongzhen + Farming for Hegemony + Relaxation]
"I'm Chongzhen? Great, where am I now?"
"What do you mean I'm in Europe and there's an earthen fortress next to me? What do you mean the Goatman's Gundam is catching up and I need to run away quickly?"
"Thirteen pictures of Gundam rising? Goat-man devouring evolution? The final descendant of the gods? Out-of-control omnic rebellion? Buzhou Mountain Moon Passage?"
"What are you doing here? Is this still the Ming Dynasty?" The three-meter-tall armored warrior beside him nodded silently and handed over a shining golden laser epee.
"Your Majesty, since you are the strongest person here, it is up to you to fight against the Gundam on the opposite side."
