Today, all five dads started fighting outside my house again.
Dad Number One held up a jar of honey. "The little one's eating mine!"
Dad Number Two showed off a mechanical arm. "My temperature-controlled bed is the comfiest!"
Dad Number Three swished his cape. "My clothes are the prettiest!"
Dad Number Four drew his lightsaber. "Who dares steal my daughter?"
Dad Number Five quietly carried me to one side. "Be good. Let them argue first. Daddy will make you a rainbow."
I started a livestream on StarNet and sighed. "Everyone, I'm breaking up another fight today. My five dads nearly blew up half a galaxy arguing over who gets to take me to school."
The comments exploded: [Five dads?!] [What kind of heavenly lineup is this!] [The happiest kid in the universe!] [Do the dads need another daughter? The kind who eats and sleeps!]
