Lighthearted comedy + expert returns from the mountains + pure wish fulfillment
“You told me to go down the mountain and gain experience, and I covered all three realms in cutting-edge tech and chemical concoctions?!”
Patriarch Xuanwu stared at the pack of Weilong spicy strips that had just been teleported through the void and was completely dumbfounded.
That fiery, overpowering taste and those wild, complex chemical laws actually helped him break through his bottleneck right on the spot!
From then on, Xuan Xiaowu embarked on a one-way road of making spicy strips by hand and draining the ancient treasuries dry.
He sent over a pack of gluten snacks.
The patriarch cried out that it was a crystallization of the Heavenly Dao, then tossed back a ten-ton leg of a thirty-thousand-year-old beast! It nearly flattened half of Linjiang City!
He sent over a bottle of chili oil.
The patriarch wept with gratitude and praised it as dew from a spirit spring, then gifted him a fragment of the ancient Shennong Cauldron! It set off the highest-level alarm at the Beijing Special Affairs Bureau!
While Xuan Xiaowu was eating cold leftovers in a little restaurant with a sack of divine treasures on his back...
The world's financial conglomerates and mighty cultivators collectively lost it!
“One grain of rice for an entire shopping mall? Deal! I’ll sell everything I own to make the trade!”
“Two hundred and eighty million for a scrap of meat? Please, just cut me one more piece!”
The Abyssal Lord knelt on the ground, frantically waving a plastic fan. “Master Xuan, judging by how I’m fanning you, could I have half a spicy strip?”
