[DND-like + wizard flow + fast pace + reversal + battle of gods + sword and magic]
"Good morning Riverrun! Mr. Ethan Belmont has made another big news today!"
"He has won the unprecedented title of "The Strongest Temporary Worker" in the Seven Gods Religion. Let us congratulate him."
"But there is also a little gossip. I heard that this heroic man does not have much time left and is seriously ill!"
Ethan: "Shut up, you are seriously ill! I curse you to give birth to a son without an asshole!"
"By the gods! I almost forgot, he is a cursed wizard! Uh... My wife is about to give birth. Please leave first. See you later, citizens!"
