You Sent Me to Five Ha to Promote My New Book, and I Ended Up on a Dating Show

[System + Entertainment Industry + Multiple Love Interests + Web Novel Mastermind Outclasses Everyone + Shameless Comedy + Jack of All Trades]

Web novelist Xiao Lin is cast as an unknown contestant on the hit outdoor reality show Five Ha to promote the xianxia epic he's spent years preparing.

The sickly, homebound web novelist only meant to use the show to promote his new book and slack off on the side, but he accidentally activates the Text Evolution System!

Whenever the copy he speaks or the writing he produces earns someone else's praise, he can unlock god-tier entertainment industry skills and completely improve his frail health, which leaves him breathless after just a few steps!

Faced with a production team full of schemers, he turns web-novel plot twists against them and fools them in return, leaving them with a massive loss.

When the whole internet joins in to mock him, he sings "Sorrow's End" and "Blue Jade Case," winning the friendship of music industry authorities and masters of classical Chinese culture decades his senior.

Whenever a business crisis crops up, he comes up with a god-tier advertising slogan in one minute, and the investors gladly offer him endorsement deals worth tens of millions!

As his health transforms from frail to that of a lean, muscular young man, a popular, energetic young actress, a cool and elegant older beauty, and a gifted singer-songwriter all fall for him, and a love triangle closes in from every direction.

Netizens cry out: "You were supposed to promote your new book. How did you turn a comedy variety show into a dating show?!"