Patriarch Bodhi: "Disciple, do you want revenge?"
Lu Yuan: "I got the most rubbish golden finger in the school - the Shenhao chat group! I was cuckolded by my girlfriend, abandoned by my teammates, and stepped on and humiliated by the rich second generation! How could I not want to take revenge?!"
Patriarch Bodhi (with a whisk): "I helped you change the word "Golden Finger". Go and take revenge."
Lu Yuan (calling up the panel): "Shenhao..."
"Huh?"
"Fairy Chat Group???"
…
The terrifying demon invades, and everyone draws golden fingers and travels to the west to find a way to save the world.
Someone draws the [Book of Hundreds of Worlds] and starts with a hundred lives. Each time he dies, he will be given an entry. The more he dies, the stronger he gets.
Someone draws [Tiandao rewards those who work hard], ignoring bottlenecks in cultivation, and the results will be certified forever, and hard work will be rewarded.
Someone drew "More Children, More Blessings" and died of sexually transmitted diseases six months later.
Lu Yuan was drawn into the [Shenhao Chat Group], and after being abandoned by his teammates and falling into the sea, he met Sun Wukong who was rafting across the ocean in search of immortals.
So one person and one monkey traveled together, climbed Fangcun Mountain together, and worshiped Patriarch Bodhi as their teacher.
From then on, he embarked on the road to invincibility.
Lu Yuan: "Master, you can even change the golden finger. How strong are you?"
Patriarch Bodhi: "I can't tell."
Lu Yuan: "Is it so strong that it's indescribable?"
Patriarch Bodhi: "There is a limit of 500 words for the introduction of Tomato. It is already 430 words. What do you want me to say as a teacher with the remaining 70 words?"
Lu Yuan: "?"
Patriarch Bodhi: "There are 35 characters left, so I really can't read the text."
Reader comments
The whole process is poisonous. He was defeated at the beginning and then abandoned. In the middle, he was taken advantage of by another woman and then abandoned. It was so funny that it made me laugh to death.
The whole process is poisonous. He was defeated at the beginning and then abandoned. In the middle, he was taken advantage of by another woman and then abandoned. It was so funny that it made me laugh to death.