What? Unemployed after graduation? Find a job quickly, what? Submitted hundreds of resumes but no one responded?
I submitted a resume to apply for the zoo director job, but why did the zoo be completely transferred to me without an interview?
I thought it was pie in the sky, but who knew that this cheating zoo was actually in debt, with only sick tigers, pheasants and huskies in it?
Suddenly the golden monkey jumped on my shoulder and started to quarrel with the thin dog in front of me. The thin dog said: "You Bima Wen". The golden monkey said: "You thin dog". Yuan Chang said: "Ghost! The animals are talking!" The golden monkey said: "What do you call that thin dog?" Forget it, am I an animal? Listen up, I am the Great Sage and the Victorious Buddha Sun Wukong!" Xigou: "What do you mean, forget it, I have a good background, listen up, I am the Roaring God Dog of the True Monarch Erlang Xiansheng."
It turns out that this is no ordinary zoo, but a paradise where errant beasts are imprisoned.
Then several more mythical beasts came one after another, including Nine-tailed Fox, Iron-eating Beast, Jingwei, Yinglong, Black Bear Jing, Xuanwu, Taotie, Baize, Kunpeng, Buddha Mother Peacock...
Wait, isn't it about mythical beasts? Why are you serious gods down here too? Yang Moujian: "I'm here to see my dog, definitely not here to play." Nezha: "I'm definitely not here to play games." Tai and Bai Jinxing: "I'm definitely not here for vacation.". Chang'e: "I'm definitely not here to buy."
Do you believe me? …
