[Group Pet][Time Travel][Light Comedy][Da Ming][Not the Holy Mother]
Zhu Xiurong was only four years old when she became the only daughter of Emperor Hongzhi.
My father was the emperor who was so angry with the civil servants that he secretly pulled out his beard, and my mother was the demon queen who helped her brother plunder the treasury when she heard her brother cry. I'm the prince who was angry and resigned eight times.
The two uncles are even more amazing - one day they rob people's fields, the next they beat officials, and the impeachment memorial can cover a whole wall.
But she had a treasure bag of unknown origin in her arms.
Uncle Jianchang hit him with all his strength. She sighed, took out a "pain patch" and slapped her uncle on the back.
Every punch the old farmer received was experienced simultaneously by my uncle on the spot, and he knelt on the ground and howled so loudly that the whole yard echoed.
Empress Zhang rushed to protect her brother: "He is still a child——"
The four-year-old daughter tilted her head and said, "Mother, my uncle is over seventeen this year."
The queen choked.
In the court hall, the official was about to quote scriptures.
Tang Bohu has posted pictures of their private land purchase all over the teahouses in the capital.
Wang Yangming stood guard in front of the painting stall with his sword: "Whoever dares to tear it apart will argue with me for three days and three nights."
Emperor Hongzhi hid behind the dragon chair and asked the eunuch in a low voice: "How is my daughter feeling today?"
The eunuch wiped his sweat and said, "The princess just... Sighed." The emperor's expression changed.
Later, everyone in the capital knew an iron rule of survival.
When Princess Taikang sighs, don't run away.
When Princess Taikang took out her bag...
There is no use running.