Warhammer 40K: I’m a Living Saint, and I Loot, Shoot, and Scoot

"Male to female", "Warhammer", "protagonist is a wicked woman", "a little novel found among a pile of memes"

Lu Yuan was a twenty-five-year-old office drone and had been a Warhammer fan for ten years. Then one day, while playing Darktide, he accidentally clicked “Accept” on the recruitment form for the Scab, and even went and created himself a white-haired, red-eyed wife with a voluptuous figure.

Then he became that wife.

When he opened his eyes, he was in Warhammer 40K, standing on the grave of a Living Saint, holding the saint’s sword, marked by Slaanesh, and with a fake System in his head nagging him every day to loot, fight, and extract.

The System said he was a Living Saint and could come back to life. The entire Imperium knelt and called him Her Holiness.

But only Lu Yuan knew he was a villain.

He knew how to put on an act and play a part. He’d lie his way into free food and drink, then run the moment things looked bad. He posed as a saint to freeload, camped extraction points to ambush rats, looted equipment and valuable finds, never took a dangerous fight, and never missed a sure win. Only later did he learn that the System was the Emperor himself. And he was nothing more than a coin the Emperor couldn’t bear to toss away on the Golden Throne.