On the Day I Reunited With My Family, I Crushed a Maybach With a 200-Kilo Wild Boar

My wealthy parents think I’m tacky, bring me back to the capital’s elite circle, and expect me to marry a disabled old man in someone else’s place?

I’m Chovy. I seriously don’t have time for your nonsense!

I turned around and moved more than fifty villagers into the Gu family estate, launching a complete makeover of their rich lifestyle.

Three thousand free-range chickens on the golf course, a million-dollar Maybach washed with a pressure hose, and prized koi cooked into soup.

The fake heiress puts on her “instant socialite” act and speaks in that fake-sweet voice?

One big slap from me shuts her up for good. She takes the blame right there and has to keep a straight face.

Bo Chen, the capital’s power broker, shows up in a million-dollar custom suit to pick a fight, only to be chased around the yard by my geese until he’s rolling on the ground.

This aloof beauty actually goes to the backyard to shovel manure and plant vegetables, just to prove he isn’t some pretty boy living off a woman?

Sorry, but to me, you’re just an ATM for local specialties.

The Gu family wants to call in security to kick us out?

The village chief’s seventh uncle and the aunties wipe them out with their dog-beating stick technique!

When every cleaner and security guard in the city becomes part of my village relatives’ intelligence network, I see right through the Gu family.

At the marriage alliance gala, I auction off that disabled old man on the spot and make a fortune.

The Gu Group wants to go bankrupt?

I take the whole village and short the Gu family, then head to Wall Street to ring the opening bell.

My rustic red jacket shocks Nasdaq, and the Big Blossom Agricultural Products Group is an absolute hit!