I’m a Slacker on a Dating Reality Show, but They Call Me a Half-Immortal

[Showbiz] + [Dating Show] + [Keep Running] + [HaHaHaHa] + [Movies] + [TV dramas] + [Yang Mi] + [Dilraba] + [Tang Yan] + [Meng Ziyi]

I transmigrated into an obscure C-list celebrity, with 327 yuan in my bank account and two months of unpaid rent.

The System gave me a book on [Basic Physiognomy]. The first thing I did was try to predict the Double Color Ball lottery numbers

“The nation’s fate depends on this. You must not divine them recklessly.”

...Fine, then I’ll make a living with my mouth.

I went on a Dating Show, and the director handed me a script telling me to play “the show’s biggest bore and comic relief.”

I tore it up on the spot and read the director’s face:

“Your forehead is turning green. Your wife is going to divorce you.”

The director pulled divorce papers from his pocket and clung to me, bawling.

The female guests thought I was a nobody?

“I’m here to help the poor, not to find a date. Only one of the five is worth looking at; the rest are just making up the numbers.”

Yang Mi crushed a water bottle in her hand, while Su Zhe turned around and landed flat on his face.

Later, they realized

Every fortune I told came true.

Every movie I made became a classic.

Every dinner party I hosted had plenty of food.

From 327 yuan to 3.87 billion yuan at the box office.

The entire entertainment industry was begging me to start filming.

I waved a hand. “What’s the rush? I haven’t even gotten started.”

[One-line knockout]: He wore a Tai Chi uniform on a Dating Show, and the whole internet laughed at him for being crazy. Later, the whole internet begged him to tell their fortunes.