I Have a Sword, and It's Truly a Jerk

Five-year-old Jiang Miaomiao is “politely escorted” by the entire village to the Ling Tian Sect to cultivate immortality. While everyone else relies on spiritual roots and talent, her dantian is a mass of chaos. After two years of cultivation, she’s still an ordinary mortal. But her sense of smell is second to none, making her unbeatable at finding and swiping treasures! She has two lively companions: a spiritual pet, a big yellow dog who loves to complain, and the Xuanyuan Sword, a sharp-tongued slacker. The dog and sword are always messing with each other as they accompany her through the sect and into secret realms. She grows and gathers immortal herbs in the Herb Garden, pulls off missions in the back mountains to swindle spirit stones, and dominates the competition at the Nirvana Tournament. She toys with powerful opponents in the ring, using her cleverness and unconventional tricks to fight her way into the top ten. But beneath the glittering arena, dark currents are swirling. The powerful Yue family is hiding a plot and secretly raising an eighth-grade man-eating snake demon. Enemies lurking in the shadows have laid a trap to take her life. A soft, adorable exterior hides a scheming heart. The little girl frantically earns spirit stones and hoards snacks while exposing one conspiracy after another. Watch as this good-for-nothing mortal girl, with her cheeky sword and adorable pup, turns the entire cultivation world upside down!