"Master, what kind of cultivation level do you have?"
"It's just a little better than that thing."
"What the hell?"
"That system in your head."
System:? ? ? I am at the Heavenly level, okay!
Master: Oh, that's not the case now.
(System background display: Permission has been overridden by the highest priority)
System (with tears in his eyes): Okay, you are the one who has the final say.
Master: Well, I'll give her some interesting tasks in the future. I'm tired of seeing teapot breaking.
[Buddha-type male protagonist with poisonous tongue and control type x female protagonist with lying-down salted fish system]
"You thought it was you who hugged Tachibana, but in fact Tachibana has been observing you for three months and specially split the Dao Lei for you."