My Girlfriend Has a System. What a Coincidence, So Do I

At half past two in the morning, Lin Buyu was heading home after working overtime when a pretty girl blocked his way in an alley.

"I like you."

"..."

He ran without looking back.

"Don't run!!!"

He ran even faster.

Because a translucent window had appeared before his eyes:

[Life Preview: If you say yes, you'll lose the family heirloom chromosome you've protected for twenty-five years and get a wheelchair in return.]

After finally shaking her off, he had barely reached his front door when...

"Knock, knock, knock."

"Lin Buyu, open up. It's so cold out here, and I twisted my ankle chasing you."

At the same time, a voice sounded in his head:

[System binding complete. The Love Guru is at your service.]

[Warning: The other party has a System too. Its version is higher, and it has more experience than yours.]

[Advice: Whatever you do, don't open the door.]

Lin Buyu took a deep breath.

Then he opened the door.

...Because he heard her singing "Little Bunny, Be Good" outside.

And he happened to be born in the Year of the Rabbit...

Later, he often wondered how much better that night would have gone if he'd listened to the System.

But every time he saw those pink slippers neatly placed beside his gray ones, he thought...

Maybe it hadn't been such a bad deal after all.