The Great Ming's Laid-Back Imperial Grandson: Old Zhu Eavesdrops on the Tyrants' Chat Group

Zhu Yunwei transmigrated to the Ming Dynasty and became a newborn imperial grandson.

He was born with a chat group of villains in his head, where Yang Guang, He Shen, Zhao Kuo, and Cao Cao partied nonstop.

Zhu Yunwei only wanted to eat, drink, and wait for death, so he treated it all as a daily comedy show.

But he had no idea that his grandfather, Zhu Yuanzhang, could hear every word!

Old Zhu wanted to kill corrupt officials.

[He Shen sneered: “Kill them all, and who’ll do the work? Learn from my incorruptibility stipend. Confiscate their estates in reverse, and the treasury will be overflowing in no time!”]

Old Zhu wanted to campaign in the north.

[Zhao Kuo shouted: “Charge straight in! I’ll teach you the ultimate in battlefield micromanagement. I guarantee we’ll fight all the way to Lake Buir!”]

Old Zhu wanted to govern the country.

[Yang Guang scoffed: “Build a Grand Canal, establish the imperial examinations. Is that really so hard?”]

By eavesdropping on the villainous thoughts in his grandson’s mind, Zhu Yuanzhang went on a rampage, and the Ming Dynasty’s power soared!

Empress Ma lived to a ripe old age, Crown Prince Zhu Biao was in robust health, and the Ming cavalry trampled all beneath the four seas.

When Zhu Yunwei grew up, he prepared to head to his fief and lie flat, but Zhu Yuanzhang shoved the imperial throne right into his hands.

“Dear grandson, I’m entrusting the Ming Empire to you!”

Zhu Yunwei nearly burst into tears, but Cao Cao in his head laughed uproariously: “Well done, kid! You’ve finally usurped the throne!”