I Was Just Chatting in a Group, So How Did I Become a Powerful Immortal?

(Traditional epic + ensemble cast + starry-sky martial arts + golden age + mythology revival)

Among the myriad races of the starry sky, royal blood reigns supreme.

Li Dan, a scavenger with no talent for spiritual energy, unexpectedly finds a phone and joins a multiverse group chat.

“Those usernames are so grandiose. True Lord, Island Master… Should I call myself the Celestial Worthy of the Way and Its Virtue?”

Thinking the group was just a place for people to talk big, Li Dan glances at the usernames, changes his own profile, and blends in.

But the messages that follow open up a whole new world to him.

Could the cultivation methods these people talk about actually be real?

[The Way of Formations]: Formations array the heavens without, fortify the body within, and use runes to command heaven and earth.

[The Way of Artifact Refining]: Heaven and earth are artifacts, and so are people. The physical body can shake the cosmos.

[The Sword Dao], [The Way of Immortality], [The Beast-Taming Immortal Dao], [The Way of Divine Powers]…

…

When it’s Li Dan’s turn to share, he’s at a loss.

I’m just here to chat. What could I possibly share?

To keep his identity from being exposed, Li Dan simply uploads the ancient text Tao Te Ching to the group chat.

That upload convinces the powerful figures of all six universes that Li Dan must truly be the Wuwei Celestial Worthy.

“We only uploaded basic cultivation methods. How could you upload such an ancient scripture?”

“This scripture is like a celestial immortal imparting the Dao. Unbelievable!”

“So you’re the true great master of immortal cultivation!”

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As time passes, Li Dan gradually realizes that Earth may not be so ordinary after all. It turns out that immortals aren’t just legends. They really existed.