Good news: I transmigrated into a cultivation world, awakened a golden finger, and this cultivation world seems to mirror the real world.
Bad news: My golden finger is called [Cause and Effect Reversed]. Cultivating makes me lose levels, and taking medicine drains my health!
To stay alive, Xiao Lingfeng has no choice but to take a path of no return.
[Training Grounds]
When the vicious villainess attacks him, Xiao Lingfeng strikes back by inviting her to slap him.
“Take it out on me! Hit me as hard as you can!”
After a slap sends him spitting blood, his cultivation skyrockets.
Villainess, eyes wide with shock: “You’re provoking me even at the risk of your life? I acknowledge your will to dominate!”
[Frostmoon Cave Abode]
His Golden Core instructor grabs him by the collar. “I’m giving you twelve hours of intensive one-on-one training!”
Xiao Lingfeng flees on the spot!
Golden Core instructor: “You’re just scared!”
Xiao Lingfeng: “Who the hell wouldn’t be?!”
[Dead End Outside Yunlan City]
With a bottle of deadly Biluochun in his left hand and a bottle of severely expired wild dog milk in his right, Xiao Lingfeng throws his head back and gulps them down. “Refreshing! Let the poison hit me even harder!”
Onlookers, trembling: “He’s gone mad… How is he so fearless? For the Nine Sects Grand Selection, he’ll even drink this stuff from the depths of hell!”
Xiao Lingfeng is on the verge of tears. Could it be that I’m simply too weak to handle anything nourishing?
