[Funny + Spiritual Recovery + Dihua + Black Belly + Invincible Daily]
Faced with the fanged Awakeneds coming to collect protection fees, I glanced at the "Punishment Countdown for Scattering" with thirty seconds left, and threw out a Hades Law Enforcement Card with my backhand!
My name is Jiang Ye, a salty fish landlord who crazily squeezes the gods in order to avoid social death.
Cards are issued compulsorily at midnight every day, and Erlangshen, Dasheng, and Donghuangtaiwan take turns to fight. They have the ability to move mountains and reclaim seas, but they can only be used by me to clear toilets, repair water pipes, and post small advertisements!
My aim is: I will never show off in person, I will shock the world by relying solely on the gods and other side jobs!
Are the evil forces gathering an army for a night attack? Namo Gatling Bodhisattva is compassionate and uses an entire defense line of depleted uranium armor-piercing bullets to wash away your sins!
Under the cover of the law-level blame-shifting skills, the official investigation could only find foreign terrorist forces. But I not only made a lot of money, but also received 5,000 yuan in condolence money from "enthusiastic citizens"!
With the system's absurdity level reaching the full level, the labor melee in heaven has completely begun!
When the gods and demons from all over the world arrived, the school belle and the official boss looked at the empty cleaning company under my name and were confused on the spot: "You call this a grass-roots team?! This is the headquarters of the Supreme of All Realms!"
