The bad news: As the sole heir to a trillion-dollar financial empire, I’m being forced into a business marriage!
The good news: I rejected it in front of everyone, bought a beat-up Wuling van, and hit the road!
My father was certain I wouldn’t last three days. Little did he know I’d just activated the System!
[Ding! God-tier driving skills mastered!] I took a drainage-ditch turn in a rainstorm and left million-dollar supercars in the dust!
[Ding! Legendary craftsmanship mastered!] With a battered carving knife, I sent billion-dollar demolition capital running!
The whole internet laughed at me for taking a road trip in a junker. That beat-up Wuling evolved without a scratch into a top-tier armored palace on wheels!
I played the zither in the Cangshan Mountains and drew flocks of birds! I fired a kiln in the desert and stunned the world!
Then a fleet of helicopters sealed off the desert to force me to submit, and one god-tier repair from me stirred the ley lines of China!
My trillionaire father dropped to his knees and apologized on the spot, never realizing... I’d already become a god in the eyes of the entire internet!