I, the Old Thief Who Abuses Pornographic Articles, Was Blocked by the Diva in the Love Show

Lu Zhe traveled through the parallel world and became the "old thief who abuses literature" and became the public enemy of the entire Internet. A little monster was written to death in "Dragon". Millions of readers completely broke their defenses and hunted him down across the Internet with a 40-meter-meter machete and crowdfunding. In order to avoid the limelight, Lu Zhe accepted the invitation from Fa Xiao and hid in a closed love show broadcast live on the entire network as an amateur guest. I wanted to rely on my cooking skills to become a little transparent, but unexpectedly, I became popular all over the Internet with my melancholic temperament and divine sayings! In the show, Xia Qingyue, the cold and aloof national queen, favored him. The two of them were in the same frame as the pictorial, and the whole Internet was crazy about "Fairy CP" and called them a piece of shit. However, Lu Zhe unexpectedly discovered that this cool goddess who was unattainable during the day was crying like a dog in bed in the middle of the night. He even went so far as to spend money like crazy in his own book review section: "Old thief who is a dog author! Give me back my painted pear clothes! I'm offering a million dollar reward for your dog's life!" What's even worse is that Xia Qingyue secretly pulled the corner of Lu Zhe's clothes and asked for help with red eyes: "Lu Zhe, do you know hacking skills? Help me check this author's IP. I will follow the network cable to hack him!" Looking at his vest on the screen, Lu Zhe said without changing his expression: "Okay, I'll scold you for you." Until the heartbeat live broadcast night. Lu Zhe was forced to go on stage and sang "Under the Sea" to make the whole internet cry. His god-level vest was completely exposed! The camera was forgotten that night, and tens of millions of viewers witnessed it. During the day, the aloof diva blocked Lu Zhe in a corner of the kitchen with a kitchen knife, gnashing her teeth: "You flirt with me like crazy on the show during the day, and abuse me like crazy in the book at midnight, right?!"