Siheyuan: I Am the King of All the Beasts

Wang Fugui transmigrates to Compound No. 95 on Nanluoguxiang in the 1960s and awakens the King of Beasts System. From then on, the courtyard compound, where not a single decent person can be found, gets its very own king:

Necromancer Jia Zhangshi? She keeps turning into a pig-headed monster and only dares summon spirits in front of people Fugui chooses.

Moral Supremacy Yi Zhonghai? He throws up blood whenever he sees Fugui, becoming the Blood-Spitting Venerable and losing every chance to use moral blackmail.

Simp God of War He Yuzhu? He can keep being a simp, no problem. A God of War? More like a goddamn joke! He Yuzhu insists he's just a refined gentleman.

Liu Haizhong, the supposedly loving father and dutiful son? He never lasts three minutes at a courtyard meeting before storming off in a rage. "I'm the only one with an official post, and I don't want it anymore!"

Abacus Venerable Yan Fugu? He is forced to write a confession and no longer dares take so much as a pin or thread from his courtyard neighbors. Counting pickles one by one? They'll steal every last pickle from you!

The Childless Venerable Xu Damao? Xu Damao says he has nothing to worry about. He needs to find a wife first before he can worry about having no children!

After Fugui has been there for a week, the whole courtyard's crooked ways are quickly set straight.

After Fugui has been there for a month, all the beasts in the courtyard learn to keep their tails between their legs.

After Fugui has been there for a year, every beast who won't behave is sent to the Great Northwest.

After Fugui has been there for ten years, every older bachelor in the courtyard is still single! What? They've all turned into decent people? Fugui doesn't believe it. Fugui decides to take the initiative.