[Sand sculpture group pet + dimensionality reduction attack + concept-level golden finger + all members crazy criticism to protect shortcomings]
In the beginning of the Ten Thousand Demons Sect in Chuan Shu, a four-and-a-half-year-old boy is being pointed at his neck with a sword by his murderous senior brother.
Su Youyou, who cherished her life extremely, cried loudly: "Big brother is so good-looking, so he must not eat children! Young children have no meat and are not delicious!"
The next second, the most ferocious sword in the world of cultivation, "Kangdang", slid to his knees.
In order to survive, Youyou decided to conquer these crazy critics by being cute, but as a result, his style of painting went completely wrong——
The cold-blooded embryo-killing senior brother was forced to become an all-powerful male mother, cutting fruit puree for her with the half-step divine sword intent that could cut the sky and split the earth;
The second senior sister of the sick and poisonous doctor boiled the highly poisonous Hedinghong into sweet strawberry soup and fed it to her by the ton as a drink;
The third brother of the Society of Horror Corpse Refiners tearfully changed the Peerless Flying Zombie into a pink rocking car, just to make her happy.
I thought I could work safely in the Devil's Cave until the 100,000 troops of the Righteous Alliance came to the city...
Facing the decisive battle formation of the Transformation Stage, Xiaoyou took a branch and scribbled: "Wow, a glowing hopscotch game!"
The underlying code of the formation reported an error, the decisive formation instantly turned into a pink trampoline, and the righteous master was bounced away like a ball?
Faced with the supreme power of the eighth-level white tiger holy beast, will heaven destroy the world and judge?
The pure blood of the young child was suppressed, and the holy beast was frightened and made a pinching sound, and instantly transformed into a kitten begging for a hug.
Seeing the world of immortality being toyed with by the cubs until it collapsed, the righteous masters fell into deep thought...
The Immortal Emperor cried and stayed up all night to write his resignation: "Where is the promised world-destroying devil? Whose heavenly bug released this! I quit!"