[Wacky, Universally Doted-On Heroine + Dimensional Overkill + Concept-Level Golden Finger + Entire Cast Unhinged and Fiercely Protective]
After transmigrating into the Myriad Demons Sect, a four-and-a-half-year-old little girl finds herself with the sword of her murderous eldest senior brother at her throat.
Su Youyou, who values her life above all else, wails, “Big brother, you're so handsome, so you wouldn't eat little kids, would you? Youyou doesn't have any meat on her, so I wouldn't taste good!”
The next second, the number-one vicious sword in the cultivation world clatters to its knees.
To stay alive, Youyou decides to win over this bunch of crazies with her cuteness, but things take a completely different turn...
Her cold-blooded, murderous eldest senior brother is forced to become a full-service dad, using his sword intent, powerful enough to cleave heaven and earth and nearly reach the Divine Ascension stage, to slice fruit puree for her;
her lovesick second senior sister, a poison doctor, brews deadly hemlock into sweet strawberry soup and feeds it to her by the ton as a drink;
her socially anxious third senior brother, a corpse refiner, tearfully rebuilds a peerless flying zombie into a pink rocking ride just to make her happy.
She thinks she can eat in peace in this demon's lair, until an army of a hundred thousand from the righteous alliance lays siege to the city...
Faced with a deadly formation from the Divine Ascension stage, Youyou scribbles with a twig. “Wow, a glowing hopscotch game!”
The formation's underlying code errors out, and the deadly formation instantly turns into a pink bouncy castle, launching the righteous sect masters into the air like balls.
Faced with the supreme ferocity of an eighth-rank White Tiger Sacred Beast, and Heaven's apocalyptic judgment?
Youyou's pure bloodline suppresses it. The sacred beast squeaks in a high-pitched voice and instantly turns into a kitten begging to be held.
Watching the cultivation world get driven to the brink of collapse by a little girl playing around, the great masters of the righteous path fall into deep thought...
The Immortal Emperor sobs as he stays up all night writing his resignation: “Where's the world-destroying demon they promised us? Whose Heavenly Dao bug did they let loose? I'm done!”
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