Madness! The No-Name City Lord Summons the Fourth Calamity to Demolish the City

[Cthulhu] + [Goofy Chaos-Loving Player] + [Gender Swap] + [Sandbox Survival]

Lin Junze: "In the twenty-second century, all you need is a 1 MB virus installer to experience a fully immersive game."

"You want to know why I started out wearing SpongeBob pajamas, looking just like a convict?"

"It's because the System bugged out, and character creation wasn't available!"

"Why did I turn myself into a girl after the System updated? Because I'm a fan of this kind of thing... No! Even a big shot needs a good-looking body to play well!"

"This game has an insane degree of freedom. Sure, every time I respawn, it costs the city lord money, but every time I mess around, I get a new experience."

"As the Fourth Calamity, the city lord even summoned a bunch of my troublemaking friends. To make them easier to manage, she founded the Abyss Ruins Church, but it's really just a group chat for troublemakers!"

"If we tear down the entire Lost Ancient City, the evil god won't be able to find any sacrifices. That's what I call a logical victory!"

"They are nightmares that keep the Old Ones awake all night."

"They are the Fourth Calamity, driving the city lord to bankruptcy and the System to collapse."

"They bring chaos, blood, and fire, and roast the evil god's tentacles like spicy strips while they're at it."

"Wherever they go, flowers and hope bloom together... and, of course, the ground is covered in mosaics."

"And their captain is... Lin Junze, Abyss Ruins City's one and only 'food connoisseur' and 'spendthrift' player!"

The Meltdown Diary of a Hapless City Lord