"Old Sun went overseas to study the arts. I've mastered the Seventy-Two Earthly Fiend Transformations and can travel a hundred and eight thousand li on the Somersault Cloud. The whole world is mine to roam..."
Before he could finish, a piercing air raid siren blared across Flower-Fruit Mountain!
"Alert! An unidentified great demon has entered the air defense identification zone! Radar lock acquired!"
"Electromagnetic anti-aircraft cannons, three-round burst, fire!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Three azure beams of spiritual energy tore across the sky. The Great Sage Equal to Heaven, who had been gloating on his Somersault Cloud just moments earlier, had his protective immortal aura blasted through and plunged straight down, his face black with rage.
When Sun Wukong got back to his feet, covered in dirt, he saw monkeys all over the mountain wearing tactical sunglasses, carrying RPG launchers on their shoulders, and sporting enchanted AKs at their waists. His Daoist heart shattered completely.
"Did I seriously cultivate all these years for nothing?!"
Lu Fan transmigrated into the Dark Journey to the West and awakened the [Three Realms Arms Dealer System].
The gods and Buddhas monopolized fortune, leaving mortals and low-level demons to be slaughtered at will?
No problem. Boss Lu will teach you that "the truth is always within artillery range"!
The shop does not sell on credit and accepts no mortal gold or silver. Payment must be made in lifespan, fortune, or Heavenly Dao merit!
And so, the entire Three Realms went completely off the rails.
The Old White Ape mortgaged Flower-Fruit Mountain's fortune to buy a hundred [Enchanted AK-47s]. A crossfire net turned the invading Chaos Demon King into a block of honeycomb coal.
Rebellious Nezha was blasted by Brother Monkey's Gatling array until he doubted the meaning of his divine life. After being captured, he promptly bought a set of [Six-Barrel Floating Spiritual Cannons] and chased the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King all over Heaven, firing wildly. "Father sees his son still alive, so he pulls out the Vulcan cannon!"
