Transmigrate to the Zhenguan Era and Kick the Crown Prince in His Good Leg

Zhang Dapao, a bald hoodlum, got sent to the Zhenguan era after being accidentally run over by a delivery truck.

Fortunately, the truck had a change of heart and compensated him with a Myriad Worlds Delivery Package System.

What should he do after transmigrating and heroically beating up a cripple on his first day?

Obviously, cling to the Empress and put himself on the moral high ground.

What if Cheng Yaojin mistakes him for a criminal and throws him in jail?

No problem, he has Wei the loudmouth for a cellmate.

Crown Prince: It’s him! He’s the one!

Zhang Dapao, Grand Tutor: That’s right, it’s me. Remember to call me “Teacher” from now on!

The princesses and noble young ladies are looking to get married?

Zhang Dapao, Master: Buddha is merciful. I can’t bear to see these young ladies suffer.

Gaoyang: This bald guy is so cool and badass.

Yuzhang: My brother-in-law is so sweet and talented.

Chengyang: Brother-in-law is the best!

Jinyang: Zisi wants candy.

Xincheng: Bababa.

Changle: What’s going on with all those princesses and noble family ladies in our household?

Zhang Dapao, Prince Consort: Changle, just let me explain…

Three years later,

He’d grown stronger, and his hair had grown back.