I’m the Sacred Son of Buddhism, and I Kidnap the World-Destroying Empress from the Start

[System + invincible + hilarious + no self-doubt + absolutely not generic]

Su Yuan transmigrates into the body of the Holy Son of Cihang and activates the Good Karma Value System.

Good deeds include, but are not limited to, beating people up, imprisoning them, insulting them, slandering them, and kidnapping them...

[Ding! A world-destroying empress detected. She’s way beyond an ordinary villain!]

Sticking to his principle of never working himself up over things, Su Yuan strides over and slaps her!

“So you’re the one throwing punches, huh?”

“Take this!”

On Yun Qingyao’s way back, a furtive voice suddenly appeared in the middle of the night.

“Mmph... You?!”

“Don’t yell. This is the first time. Your brother stole the Buddhist sect’s treasured Light-Reflecting Pearl. I’ll let you go when he shows up...”

After getting a taste of success with the world-destroying empress, Su Yuan went further and further down the path of Buddhist compassion.

“Holy Son of Cihang, surely you don’t want these innocent people to... Wait, what are you chanting?”

“The Ksitigarbha Sutra. Amen. Rest in peace.”

“Take this palm strike!”

“Su Yuan, Buddhist monks should show compassion. Even if others are hostile to our sect...”

“Master, why waste your breath on him? Let’s blow him up!”

“A Buddha who can’t adapt would’ve been turned into a relic and ground to dust ages ago!”

Many years later.

Under the leadership of the Holy Son of Cihang, Su Yuan, the Buddhist sect flourished, saving all who suffered.

A curious child asked, “Grandpa, why do all these people listen so well?”

“Didn’t the Buddha say that saving a life is better than building a seven-story pagoda, and that laying down the butcher’s knife makes you a Buddha?”

“Silly child, it’s because if they don’t behave, His Holiness the Holy Son of Cihang really will beat them to death...”

“That year, a demon tried to use the inhabitants of hundreds of domains to threaten the Holy Son of Cihang. Before they could even make a move, His Holiness had already sent them all to the next life.”