Uncle Nine: I'm Old Master Ren, and Every Beating Teaches Me Daoist Magic

Ren Weiyong transmigrated. When he woke, he was lying in a coffin. Outside, Uncle Jiu was already advising Ren Fa: “The old master hasn't decomposed in twenty years. You'd better burn him.” Ren Weiyong couldn't take it anymore. But just as they raised the coffin, he awakened the Myriad Arts Corpse Body: Any spell that could truly hurt him, as long as it didn't kill him on the spot, could be learned! Uncle Jiu used a corpse-subduing talisman on him? He learned the corpse-subduing talisman. An evil cultivator used corpse control techniques to refine him? He learned corpse control. A hundred-year-old vengeful ghost used a soul-stealing song to trap his spirit? He learned the Hundred Ghosts Soul-Seizing Art. Maoshan tested him with the Thirty-Six Corpse-Subduing Formation? He walked right through it. And learned the formation, too. Gradually, Uncle Jiu realized that something was very wrong. Other people raised zombies and feared they would grow more vicious. The zombie he raised, however, had started spending every day in the funeral home drawing talismans. Others ran at the sight of thunder magic. Ren Weiyong's eyes lit up. “I haven't seen this one before.” “Could you try it on me?” Smu: “Why would a zombie learn corpse-driving techniques?” Ren Weiyong: “It never hurts to have more skills.” Qianhe: “How do you know the corpse-subduing formation?” Ren Weiyong: “I learned it when you were using it on me just now.” Shi Jian: “The Lightning and Thunder Fist is the bane of all zombies!” Ren Weiyong: “Really?” “Then hurry up and punch me.” At first, Uncle Jiu only wanted to find out why this unusual zombie was intelligent. Then Uncle Jiu suddenly realized... Ren Weiyong seemed to have learned almost all of Maoshan's Daoist arts. Later, The entire cultivation world fell silent as it watched the zombie conjure thunder with his left hand, draw talismans with his right, tread the Eight Trigrams, and send a hundred ghosts fleeing. Ren Weiyong: “Don't look at me like that. I'm really a zombie.”