Traveling through the Tang Dynasty, I became the good-for-nothing third son of the General's Mansion.
I was born with weak martial arteries and could not even draw Qi into my body. The whole capital was betting on how long I could last in the martial arts competition.
Until I signed in the hut for the first time in my life——
[Ding! Reward: Stainless steel flush toilet × 1]
Me:? ? ?
The system says: Technology changes destiny, and excavators create the future.
So, while others were still practicing hard at the body tempering realm, I created Gatling with my hands;
When the Prince's Palace accused me of privately manufacturing weapons, I took out an improved plowshare, a solar concentrator, and a stainless steel toilet:
"The prince is in charge of heaven and earth, but he also cares what toilet I use to poop?"
The courtesan of Tianxiang Tower must pledge himself to me and keep my word;
The white-haired empress blocked me in the imperial garden and said, "We are the same kind";
The barbarian princess broke into my shop carrying a zanma sword just to have a bite of the abnormally spicy hot pot;
The weird girl from the Ministry of Industry climbed over the wall of my house and insisted on buying a stake in my "arms workshop"...
And I just want to sign in quietly.
Until I dug out the ironclad evidence of the prince's collaboration with the enemy in the secret room of the prince's palace, as well as a defective fragment engraved with system runes——
The head of the Su family, who should have died twenty years ago, told me:
"The northern border is about to collapse, and the barbarians are attacking. The prince wants you to die 'accidentally' on the battlefield and take away your system."
I looked at the sniper crossbow blueprint in my hand, and then at the 300,000 barbarian cavalry under the city wall.
"Sorry, times have changed."
