A Guide to Cultivating Immortality:
1. Never underestimate a low-level cultivator. They might be hiding their true cultivation!
2. Rogue cultivators have no future and no status. If so, join a sect and become its chosen prodigy!
Bystander A: "Wait, aren't lightning cultivators invincible among those at the same level? Why does he keep running away?"
Bystander B: "Oh no, he's done pretending! He's finally come clean! He doesn't have five spirit roots at all. He's a five-element lightning spirit root cultivator!"
Bystander C: "Who's undergoing a lightning tribulation here? ... Holy crap, is he really undergoing a lightning tribulation? The lightning is undergoing him!"
